Say something about gay babies.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
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She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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