Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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