I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
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saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
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Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
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