8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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