Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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