You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Rumble strips road head = magical
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
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