I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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