btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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