just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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