Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
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i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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