Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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