at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
We named our party play list daddy issues
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
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