What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
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my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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