Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Randomize
