i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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