There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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