You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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