I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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