How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
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I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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