I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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