is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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