pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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