handjob tips. give me some.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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