i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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