pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
