My brain says no but my pants say off.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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