u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
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No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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