Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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