I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
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