Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
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Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
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Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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