I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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