so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
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You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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