Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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