Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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