the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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