This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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