What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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