Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
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mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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