Your face is a jimmy john
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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