Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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