I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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