Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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