somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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