Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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