Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
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you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
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I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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