i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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