just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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