do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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