I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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