I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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