last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Gay?
German.
Pity.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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