yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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