Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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