using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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