that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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