The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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