its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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Sober January is a disaster.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
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I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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